Signs of our Times, Part 1

 

Sign on a shoe repair shop:

We will heel you.

We will save your soul.

We will even dye for you.

Sign on a blinds and curtains truck:

Blind man driving.

Sign at a gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

Sign in a podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels.

Sign on a septic tank truck:

Yesterday's meals on wheels.

Sign at an optometrist's office:

If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place.

Sign on a plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.

Sign at a tire shop:

Invite us to your next blowout.

Sign on an electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.

Sign in a non-smoking area:

If we see smoke, we will assume

you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

Enjoy!  To be continued next week.