Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made from real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
You know that indestructible black box that's used in airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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