A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All
Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. ~Arthur Hoppe
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. ~Author Unknown
For birth control, I rely on my personality. ~Milt Abel
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~Joan Rivers
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All
Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. ~Arthur Hoppe
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. ~Author Unknown
For birth control, I rely on my personality. ~Milt Abel
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~Joan Rivers
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray
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