Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you. ~Soupy Sales
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. ~George D. Prentice
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas. ~Mason Cooley
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unknown high school principal
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. ~George Bernard Shaw
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ~Joseph Heller
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. ~Author Unknown
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? ~Paul Merton
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. ~George D. Prentice
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas. ~Mason Cooley
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unknown high school principal
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. ~George Bernard Shaw
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ~Joseph Heller
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. ~Author Unknown
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? ~Paul Merton
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