These Sentences Will Make You Laugh

Paraprosdokians are sentences with surprise endings that will make you laugh.

If there's a will, I want to be in it.

Since light travels faster than sound, 

some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you,

we'd both be wrong.

War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;

wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

In filling out an application, where it says,

"In case of emergency, notify......"

I answered, "a doctor."

You do not need a parachute to skydive;

you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

No matter how much you push the envelope,

it'll still be stationery.

A dentist and a manicurist married;

they fought tooth and nail.

England doesn't have a kidney bank

but it does have a Liverpool.

A will is a dead giveaway.

He had a photographic memory 

but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strand of gray hair. she thought she'd dye.

If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you're in Seine.