At the cinema
Eating starch in the darkness,
Carpet sticks to feet.
"Nice weather for duck!"
Probably said many times
On the Titanic.
Foreign hotel room.
Your adaptor lies dormant.
Why such a big plug?
Every houseplant
Suffers a slow painful death.
I am a monster.
The kitchem drawer
Blocked by a big spatula.
Unfairness defined.
Back home for Christmas.
By the 26th you think,
"Who are these people?"
Wardrobe malfunction.
Washing machine must be broke.
Jeans are noq too snug.
Twenty-five minutes
For pizza delivery?
Can that be legal?
Keys left in the lock,
A gas bill found in the fridge.
Age is a prankster.
Parallel parking,
I've never felt more alive
As it's done in one.
"I'm me!" you bellow
As your computer denies
You even exist.
They have moved the plums.
Supermarket trip sullied
Fruitless aisle search starts.
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