There is Nothing Like a Cat

From the Brazos Tower Manor Banner

To be sung to the tune of There is Nothing Like a Dame

There is nothing like a cat, nothing in the world.

Sleek or slinky, lean or fat--nothing's anything like a cat!

There are Persians, Himalayans, Abysinnians and House,

Cats who bask in sunshine and would never chase a mouse,

There are active ones who pounce and play and answer when they're called.

What don't we have?  We hope--fur balls.

We have geriatric kitties who mostly sleep and shed,

We've got some obsessed with boxes and some who love our beds,

Cats who wake us every morning with their gentle velvet paws,

What ain't we got?  We hope....kittens!

Nothing purrs like a cat, grooms its fur like a cat,

Nothing out-stares a cat, hides anywhere like a cat,

Gives you looks like a cat, sits on your books like a cat...

So you see it's purr-fectly clear why we keep our feline friends near.

Snuggly, cuddley, totally loveable....CATS!