Wednesday, April 2, 2014

B is for Birth Control (You expected something like "beauty," didn't you?).

A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin

  Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All

Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. ~Arthur Hoppe

  It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb

 The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown

  A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. ~Author Unknown

For birth control, I rely on my personality. ~Milt Abel

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~Joan Rivers

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray




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