Thursday, April 10, 2014

I is for quotes about the Internet

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor. ~John Allen Paulos

 The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. ~Jon Stewart

 Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. ~Mitch Kapor, variation of a quote by Jerome Weisner (Getting an education from MIT is like taking a drink from a fire hose.)

  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. ~Author Unknown

 Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame. ~M.G. Sriram

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. ~Author Unknown

  The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. ~Andrew Brown

   Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. ~George Lundberg

  We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. ~Robert Wilensky, 1996

he Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. ~Dave Barry

What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist. ~Author Unknown

  Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave. ~Dita Von Teese

On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life we get really scared and run away. ~Author Unknown

  The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source. ~Benjamin Franklin

 When I
 took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page. ~Bill Clinton, 1996

 A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership. ~Robert Brault,

  There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. ~Guy Almes

 YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace. ~Author Unknown

Internet users are flocking to the Vatican's new website (so they say). It turns out though, that most visitors are there to confess after visiting the Cindy Crawford site. Now, the faithful don't have to kiss the Pope's ring — you just double click on it. ~Author Unknown

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. ~Dan Quayle, attributed

 A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour. ~Robert Brault,

The Internet is the trailer park for the soul. ~Marilyn Manson




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