Quotes for the Week...for Cats

From A Cat's Little Instruction Book

by

Leigh Rutledge, who is not a cat himself but share a home with 28 of them so must have learned a lot

 

 

1.  Never worry about medical or cat food bills.  Someone else will pay them.

 

 

2. Never eat raw meat or stale leftovers.  Always ask yourself, if it isn't something that humans would feed their kids,  why are they feeding it to you?

 

 

3. Learn the difference between a pair of shoes and a litter box.

 

 

4. Be astonishingly mysterious.

 

 

5. Remember, meow and the world meows with you; hiss and you hiss alone.


P.S. My cat swears by these instructions, and whose recommendation would be better than one from another cat?